Spoof Leprechaun

The other day I was walking down the hall and there was a young boy with red curly hair. At first I didn't notice him and accidentally bumped into him. When I saw his hair the first thought that came to mind is the fact that he is a leprechaun. So I asked him where he hides his gold and where the end of the rainbow is? His reply was "First time I heard that one." Then he walked away. Rude. This is why I hate people.